Spare Thoughts

Overthinking
Everything

So you don’t have to.

Humorous essays and random rants from the parts of my brain that probably should’ve stayed quiet.

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Check out the most recent meanderings of a muddled mind.

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Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

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Apsotrophical

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Hard to Swallow

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Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

Apsotrophical

Hard to Swallow

Junk Lickers

Adopt-a-Stop

Ashmobiles

Tiny Thought

Leftovers are tomorrow problems.

Currently Overthinking:

Unexpected politics of thermostat settings
The strange persistence of fax machines
Does saving paper towels overuse electricy?
Spin-off backstories = Original shows?

Line drawing of chaotic doodles.

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