Spare Thoughts

Overthinking
Everything

So you don’t have to.

Humorous essays and random rants from the parts of my brain that probably should’ve stayed quiet.

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Latest Spare Thoughts

Check out the most recent meanderings of a muddled mind.

Close-up photo of a bag of Rold Gold pretzels with a few moldy bits spilling out among dead leaves and yellow grass behind a trash can.

Exact Rhyming Nonsense

Photo of a red-breasted robin singing aggressively

Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

Extreme close-up of the apostrophe in a typed word.

Apsotrophical

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Exact Rhyming Nonsense

Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

Apsotrophical

Hard to Swallow

Junk Lickers

Adopt-a-Stop

Ashmobiles

Tiny Thought

Leftovers are tomorrow problems.

Currently Overthinking:

The strange persistence of fax machines
The social engineering of self-checkout
Unnecessary complexity of ketchup packets
When exactly does clutter become an interior design choice?

Line drawing of chaotic doodles.

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