Spare Thoughts

Overthinking
Everything

So you don’t have to.

Humorous essays and random rants from the parts of my brain that probably should’ve stayed quiet.

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Latest Spare Thoughts

Check out the most recent meanderings of a muddled mind.

Fictional album cover featuring an imaginary band called "Captain Accident and the Urgent Dilemmas" and a made-up album titled "The Rattling Death of the Monster-blow Chopper".

Bands That Never Were (and Albums That Never Should Be)

Close-up photo of a bag of Rold Gold pretzels with a few moldy bits spilling out among dead leaves and yellow grass behind a trash can.

Exact Rhyming Nonsense

Photo of a red-breasted robin singing aggressively

Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

Wearable Bad Ideas

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Always Triflin’ cap

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Bands That Never Were (and Albums That Never Should Be)

Exact Rhyming Nonsense

Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

Apsotrophical

Hard to Swallow

Junk Lickers

Adopt-a-Stop

Ashmobiles

Tiny Thought

Every pen works until you need it.

Currently Overthinking:

Social etiquette of the last donut
The cultural decline of the landline
Unspoken hierarchy of office refrigerators
Why do we call it a 'pair' of pants when it's technically a pair of pants legs?

Line drawing of chaotic doodles.

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