Spare Thoughts

Overthinking
Everything

So you don’t have to.

Humorous essays and random rants from the parts of my brain that probably should’ve stayed quiet.

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Old-Poor Privilege

Design Backstories, Spare Thoughts

Fictional album cover featuring an imaginary band called "Captain Accident and the Urgent Dilemmas" and a made-up album titled "The Rattling Death of the Monster-blow Chopper".

Bands That Never Were (and Albums That Never Should Be)

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Exact Rhyming Nonsense

Wearable Bad Ideas

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Always Triflin’ cap

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Old-Poor Privilege

Bands That Never Were (and Albums That Never Should Be)

Exact Rhyming Nonsense

Are Birds Annoying … to Each Other?

Apsotrophical

Hard to Swallow

Junk Lickers

Adopt-a-Stop

Tiny Thought

If you own seven USB cables, six are wrong.

Currently Overthinking:

How long does something have to sit untouched before it becomes decoration?
Does saving paper towels overuse electricy?
Social consequences of leaving one sip
Why do we call it a 'pair' of pants when it's technically a pair of pants legs?

Line drawing of chaotic doodles.

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